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Shenanigans
Shenanigans






  • Ward
  • Age: 55
  • Location: Albany, NY, United States
  • Date Joined: March 19, 2018
  • Last Login: April 16, 2018
  • Relationship Status: Single
  • Looking For : Outdoor Buddies
  • Outdoor Fitness Level: Moderate to Strenuous
  • Activities:
    • Adventure/Nature Movies
    • Backpacking
    • Beach Outings
    • Biking - Mountain
    • Camping-Tent/Car
    • Canoeing
    • Golfing
    • Hiking
    • Ice Skating
    • Kayaking-Calm Water
    • Kayaking-Sea
    • Paddling Expeditions
    • Rafting
    • Running
    • Soaking - River/Brook
    • Social Gathering
    • Trail Running
    • Trekking
    • Walking - Leisurely

    • About me: : Barney seeks Fred to make Bedrock I like to shower yodel, make rubber band balls and invent new names with umulats for Ikea furniture. I enjoy holding my breath, ant-farming and organizing my sock drawer. I like watching a boxer having his hands taped, rubbing a roman nose,wearing long johns next to a fire roasting mallows and looking at a guy freeballing in basketball shorts. I like mid-sized dogs, compact cars and guys physically bigger/beefier than me. I like to drive past the gym at least 5 times a week. I am a 29 waist but feel more comfortable in 32's. I love soup and drinking water found with a divining rod. I dislike fiber optic ornaments, pickle juice and children named after states. I am spiritual not religious (God was my co-pilot until we crashed in the Andes and I ate him- tasted like chicken). I like penny whistles and moonpies, baby bluebirds, glass unicorns and gently strangling someone with a leather bootstrap from behind. Okay, I'll admit, I have a few skeletons in my closet; but they weren't skeletons when I put them there. Things that will make me cry: unsold Christmas trees, flies stuck to the eyes of a child and a urine stream that BURNS. Arghhh!!! is my favorite sound effect. I like the phrase "that’s what I’m talking bout" and after living in LA for 20+ years I sometimes overuse the words dude and awesome with a slight New Yawk accent. If I were a pornstar my name would be Pow Pow (Kinda like Bam Bam only a little more forceful). I currently work as a price checker at the dollar store. My hobbies include collecting potato chips that resemble nobel scientists, running from the law, drawing mustaches on celebrities in magazines and photoshopping my face onto pictures of dinosaurs. If we were dinosaurs you would be a triceroTOP and me a Mega Sore Ass. I shine up good for a date: I create a comb over with the hair growing out of my ears, spit polish my two glass eyes and put in my good eatin teef. Favorite music: Any songs loud enough to drown out the voices in my head. Favorite movies: Dawsons Ten Load Weekend Dawsons Fifty Load Weekend Dawsons 1000 Load Weekend Dawson Gives Birth Lil Load Son of Dawson Lil Loads first Load Dawson Preload Prequel Favorite Books: The Phone Book and the Dictionary Favorite TV: I like all transvestites equally we are all God’s children. Favorite Foods: Tuna safe Dolphin, Grass Fed Rhino and Sushi after it has been fried up in some butter and herbs. Any sexual diseases: Yes, I have erectile dysfunction with women. I am looking for a man who is well endowed and by well endowed I mean he has a large brain. Oh yeh I am a GWM 5'8" 155lbs athletic, blue eyes (glasses), shaved head (balding), scruffy, heavy ink x- military, artist / writer- meat eater who can go veggie, non-smoker, not a drinker or a druggie (in recovery). Sober is the new shit-faced.
    • Favorite Places: : To be honest I can't think of a single place where I have been on an outdoor adventure that I didn't like. Nature is my higher power.
    • Outdoor Experience: : I was a cameraman in the US Air Force so traveled the world. Did a lot of exploring. I go camping and hiking often. I have jumped from a plane and was an avid scuba diver for 3 years in Cali. I now live in upstate NY and find myself doing a lot of swimming in lakes and tubing on rivers. I am a big fan of "faerie" camps like Destiny in Vermont and have always wanted to try Short Mountain in Tennessee.